I'm looking for a new gym, so I walk in the place and scout it out. The pen is filthy, the equipment is outdated, low quality and downright embarrassing. I ask the guy at the desk what it would cost for a one-month membership.
"For you bro, it's gonna cost you 110$ bro." I laugh and say I'm used to paying 40 bucks.
"Tell you what, bro. I can give it to you for 100$ bro, but that's the best I can do, bro."
Still laughing at how he's trying to rip me off and then barter to get himself the best deal, as if we live in Mexico, I leave his embarrassing establishment.

...The dude behind the desk follows me to my car. He taps on my window, then says "I just talked to the owner, bro. I can sell you the one month membership for 80$, bro. But only for today, bro." I say I'll think about it. Of course I don't.